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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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when you rap a whole song without messing any words up

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Paris fluo sunrising by lomalakamera on Flickr.

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Paris fluo sunrising by lomalakamera on Flickr.


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i’m so upset i have to choose between being asleep and being on the computer sometimes

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Use of Profanity With Age

8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

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"FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!"

-No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
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