May 2012
422 posts
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
when you rap a whole song without messing any...
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
lean, mean, tsunami machine! →
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what if for April Fools’ Day
tumblr goes down
just stays down all day
and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
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chaystar:
That awkward moment when you're late to class and... →
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puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
What if Tumblr showed you how many hours you spent... →
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nialllovesfoodandliam:
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