sixpenceee:

I would so go back and feed my neopets if I remembered my username and password 

  
11Sep14reblog

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

  
11Sep14reblog
vaginageorge:

I CANT BREATHE

vaginageorge:

I CANT BREATHE

  
11Sep14reblog

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

  
11Sep14reblog
pinecampple:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

pinecampple:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

  
11Sep14reblog

awkward-fallen-angel:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

My Childhood 

I cried a little

  
10Sep14reblog
ttthea:

The best thing I have ever seen. Ever

ttthea:

The best thing I have ever seen. Ever

  
10Sep14reblog
squarlo:

isis-:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

all can see is this


IROH

squarlo:

isis-:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

all can see is this

IROH

  
10Sep14reblog
extraordinaryu:

detecivesangelstardisandwands:

zombiemerman:

extraordinary-british-gentleman:

atokniiro:

tea-at-narnia:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time


i got u balloons

omg you are so cute


i got u a cat


i made you a cake 


got u a party hat for the party for u


Streamers!


hello friend i bring u anime


I brought happy music :D

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST POST EVER IM SMILING SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LONELY GIRL HAPPY

This is so beautiful and it made my day im spreading this as much as possible

extraordinaryu:

detecivesangelstardisandwands:

zombiemerman:

extraordinary-british-gentleman:

atokniiro:

tea-at-narnia:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

image

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

got u a party hat for the party for u

Streamers!

hello friend i bring u anime

I brought happy music :D

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST POST EVER IM SMILING SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LONELY GIRL HAPPY

This is so beautiful and it made my day im spreading this as much as possible

  
10Sep14reblog

automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

image

  
10Sep14reblog

so-uncivilised:

tumblr mobile users be like

image

  
08Sep14reblog
  
08Sep14reblog
maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

  
08Sep14reblog